Can't you people take a hint

I'm a man with needs. I get hungry. When I get hungry I want food. When I want food I give signals. I found a subtle hint to get the attention of az anyam and az apam - whining. I started off with more subtle techniques like sitting in front of the fridge:

Sometimes I have to take matters into my own hands and make my own dinner:

http://picasaweb.google.com/MatthewStrada/Export/photo#5086648385541578498

I have learned that cooking works a lot better when there is actually food in the bowl.