
When a great man decides to take a sidekick, this is not only to aid the great man, but also for him to mentor and teach that sidekick. I've taken this responsibility seriously.

Kai and I do enjoy playing together, but it's not all fun, games and lollygagging. The other day we covered a few very important topics. First off was using a toy phone. The lessons went pretty well, but we kept getting distracted by Kai's weirdo slippers.

Then we got into a more advanced topic - microwaving. I showed him how to just keep pressing the buttons until it makes the noise you're looking for.