Spot books are so 1 1/2 year old

Now that I'm 22 months old, the time has come for me to move on from Spot books and the like. Rainbow Fish? Please.

I've taken a cue from az anyam and az apam. I now enjoy nothing more in the morning than perusing the latest Wall Street Journal. In the evening before bed I have az apam read me the Economist.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1404114830091568589&hl=en

And, if I'm unable to sleep then I ask az anyam to read me some Michael Ondaatje. Works like magic.