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Sweeping changes

Being a Hungo-Amerinadian, I can't just be lackadaisical guest. Just like we can't show up as guests at a house without taking alcohol, a pork product and something made with a pound of butter, a pound of sugar and 23 eggs, I can't go to someone's house and not help. Even if it's family.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2500946484094130405&hl=en

Especially if they've got cool, big brooms. At home I have to use my small yard tools, but when I get the option to use man-sized tools....hooo hooo hooo.

There's a fine line between cute persistence and stalking

I'm generally a friendly kid, but sometimes that's not enough to get noticed by the ladies. That's when I pull out the cunning, sly, subtle charm. It works on the older women.

Yesterday, I talked of all the ladies fawning all over me, but (regardless of what Papa says I shouldn't say) they are all old. Most of my CT female friends are older too.

So I am a little confused when there is a slightly younger lady I'd like to pursue. What are the kids into these days? I tried talking to her about football, but that didn't go over well. Golf - same thing. Baseball - same thing. Foci - same thing.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2280076852168176426&hl=en

I guess I will just make it up as I go along. She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.

Hello Ladies.....

I flew back from Toronto on Monday and, boy, were my arms tired!

I have to say, and az apam will think this sacrilege, I think Mark Steyn is on crack.

Canada is full of females. Outside of Papa, my island in a sea of estrogen, I was surrounded by the ladies all weekend.

There were the young, hot ladies. (She will be my fiancee as soon as Ede Bacsi gets az apam the pupostevek.)


There were the older ladies (as in Dedi, not az anyam....well, yeah, her too...)

Then there were the middlish-aged ladies.

Don't get me wrong- I'm not complaining. It was solid. The best part was that they didn't just fawn all over me, they fed me too.

A nice walk spoiled

Still feeling a bit fluish. I haven't had a chance to upload my Canadian exploits, so I will rant.

Golf balls! What'll they think of next? Really, forget about 'em. They're too small. How are you supposed to get a good swing in at such a tiny object.

http://picasaweb.google.com/MatthewStrada/Export/photo#5207447903665739298


Golf balls should be more cat-sized. They're a pretty good size for swinging a club at.

Not so hot to trot

I'm not feeling too well today - I have a bit of a fever and I threw up on the plane ride home today.

So you only get a grouchy Mate picture.