What a birthday!!!

Az apam had a birthday last week. I decided to help him celebrate.

Do you know how many drinks he had? Neither do I - I couldn't count that high. Of course I can only count to three by grunting noises that sound kind of like egy, kettö*, hááááááárom. And then my parents swing me by my arms.

*No hosszú ö in this tool.

Lions or tigers or bears oh my

I've got the sidekick. I'm getting close to settling on a name. Now I am trying to accessorize. I've got the outfit. Now I'm thinking of an animal. Kind of like Blofeld's cat or Mr Bigglesworth. But I hate cats. They're smelly and evil. Cats work when you are aspiring to be an evil tyrant, but I am looking for more of that benevolent dictator je ne sais quoi.



When we were at Halloweenpalooza this past weekend, I saw the perfect animals. They're smelly and ornery, which is much better than smelly and evil.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6317861555362321452&hl=en

I'm trying to decide whether to go with a goat or a sheep or avoid the barnyard and bother of having a pet. I think az anyam is partial to the goat, but with Balazs Bacsi's history with Kecske it might not be appropriate.

The alter ego

Auric Goldfinger and Ernst Stavo Blofeld both came close to taking over the world. Their biggest mistakes were not taking on alter egos. That enabled MI6 to realize who they were, to track them and ultimately stop them in their tracks.

I've decided to be a little more surreptitious than these clowns. As I mentioned yesterday, I'm searching for a name. I have decided on an outfit though - check out this wicked cool dinosaur outfit.

You're probably saying to yourself, "Self, but isn't Mate giving away his secrets by posting his plans/alternate identity on this website?" The answer, "No."

Only about 10 people read this blog and you are all too enamored by my cuteness to stop me.

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Balazs Bacsi, Would my name with this outfit be Szoknyasaurus?

The Pythons

There's no point even trying to take over the world if you are a scrawny girly man like Pee Wee Herman or Barack Obama. I've been exercising, getting into shape.

Here I was stacking these huge blocks. To you they might seem small, but you're not 32 inches tall, are you? I got the idea from the World's Strongest Man Competition. If anyone is looking for a Christmas present for yours truly, four words: Draft Horse Pulling Harness. Click the link it's worth it. My goal is to one day take on my arch-villain - Laszlo Fekete and the Draft Horse Pulling Harness is just the training aid I need.

And now the laugh

I have not talked about my plans to take over the world recently. I've been pretty preoccupied with other topics lately. I haven't stopped planning.

I've been spending months working on my laugh. All people with plans for world domination have cool laughs.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3978107926390964397&hl=en

I believe I'm set with the laugh now. Now I just need a good name. Suggestions are welcome.

Cooking is all about the accessories

Nagymama has been helping out around the house while az anyam continues to recover. She's done a ton of cooking for us. To make her life easier, I decided to help her help us.

You have to start with the basics when cooking. The basics to cooking are the toys. Good oven mitts are a one of those building blocks essential to good food.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7700657864507455959&hl=en

Of course, the danger with good accessories is sometimes you get so caught up with them you don't get around to helping with the cooking.