I have been racking up the experiences that will make me wise in the ways of the world. I’ve become quite the football player. I’ve found myself a lady (or two). I’ve worked through most of my top-secret plans for world domination. I know how to operate a Swiffer.
I have had trouble with one concept – the tissue, aka, the Kleenex©.
Blowing one’s nose seems to be more art than science. All y’all are chuckling going, “Silly Máté, ‘tis but a simple exercise.” To which I reply, “Hark, ‘tis only simple for thee, as it has been a constant practice in thine’s life for several score.” I am working on it. Once we are in Fairfield I will start getting tutored in these things, as use of basic hygiene products is a requirement to get on the good preschool waiting lists.
1 comment:
Mate, you should really use Puffs it is gentle on your nose just like listining to Tony Bacsi singing Freebird. Glad to see you are still using the Swiffer. I think since you are old and wise now, you have to switch over to the Swiffer Wet Jet. Balazs
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