Fölszállott a páva a vármegye-házra, Sok szegény legénynek szabadulására

The other day I got into a bit of an argument with a páva. We both wanted to throw kavicsok into the same pocsolya. We had a bit of a staredown.

Then he trumped me with a wicked cool move of spreading his tailfeathers.

I tried to shake my tailfeathers, but I was no match for him. He won this round, but I'll be back. Oh yes, I'll be back. And then one day I'll be able to say, "A páva stared me down once. Once."