Getting the sports straight

I've finally gotten into my baseball groove and not trying to play hockey with the baseball equipment. I've gotten to be quite the batter. My moves and stance are rock solid.

My new issue is that my pitcher is too good. Az apam is ready to join the Indians' rotation. I can't hit his stuff. He is a bundle of athletic prowess. His agility and dexterity are matched only by his ability to know exactly where he needs to place every pitch.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5891310888139545697

Maybe if I charged the mound.....