The latest in avant-garde fashion

You can keep Junya Watanabe and Margiela. If you want true revolutionary fashion, you talk to me. These other people are so caught up in the historical definitions of clothing.

In the new post-post-modern world of chic garb, I will be king. Just like with the rest of the world. And in my kingdom, food will be the new chartreuse. I've been experimenting for the last few months. Most of you saw the masterpieces - Mate and Cousins in Cookie Monster. That blue looked pretty good, but I think I am more of a spaghetti sauce skin tone.

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They laughed at Donald J. Trump, Chris Berman, Shawn John Combs (doing business as Puff Daddy, doing business as Mr. Ditty), Vincent K. McMahon, Meals on Wheels, Saddam Hussein, Jewish workers at NBC/Universal, Elizabeth Smart, James Hoffa, http://www.google.com/, Pope Benedict XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, http://www.accuweather.com/, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Roc-A-Fella Records, Shawn Carter (doing business at Jay-Z), Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino (crime family), Three Mile Island, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami, GEICO Insurance, Jewish State of Israel, Soledad O'Brien, Tsunami victims, The American Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Charles Moose, al-Qaida Islamic Arm,Fruit of the Loom, Outback Steakhouse, The Panama Canal Commission, Kelly Clarkson, 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Lincoln Memorial, Boris Becker, Various Buddhist monks, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Mein Kampf, Venus Williams, Medieval Times, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Larry King Live 9 p.m., Rastafarian natives, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, The Illuminati, Wu-Tang Clan, Wu Wear Inc., Nordic gods, The Da Vinci Code, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Ming Dynasty, Barry Bonds, Gangs in Hong Kong, Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, National Hockey League Players' Association, Philadelphia Eagles (2005 roster, including Donovan McNabb) and last, but not least, The Waffle House. But I will be the one laughing at the end on this one.

No means No

How can I make this clearer? I do not like the water. If I did not enjoy dangling my feet in a little creek, why would I enjoy going into the ocean?





Auntie Em and Christina Neni were visitting and they decided to take me to the beach. The beach is a fun place. It's like a giant sandbox. The water at the edge of the beach is not so nice. Fortunately, they picked up on my subtle signals that I was not into going swimming and let me do my own thing in the sand.

Actually, I didn't just do my own thing. Auntie Em buried my legs in the sand. That was pretty cool. I also went cruising the beach for young ladies.

Dance Music

I have to add to my previous post that the music I am dancing to in the first video is from my cousins, Sari and Sandor. I've written extensively about them in previous postings.

I love that CD. I love dancing. I can't wait to dance to Kaszalj, Kaszalj Pok with them.

Here is their blog: http://webbosfamily.blogspot.com/

I really like to dance

One thing I got to do in Vermont is dance. Dance, dance, dance, I really like to dance.

I danced everywhere. Especially inside hiding from the rain. I danced inside.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6787933919860130045&hl=en

I danced while in my chair at the dinner table.
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Sometimes my dancing looked more like running, but it was dancing.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4229997536372026531&hl=en

I danced while sitting in the grass.
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And sometimes (after dancing all day) I danced in my dreams. This was on the way home from the concert.

I love a lot, but NOT WATER

Being in Vermont, we did Vermont things. We tasted cheese. We ate granola. We went hiking in our Birkenstocks. There were pretty mountains and a cool river.

We mostly walked along the side of the river, but then we (az anyam and az apam) decided to go down to the river bed. I enjoyed this until certain people who were with me went overboard. I like playing with small amounts of water. I like looking at water.

BUT DON'T PUT ME IN IT. DON'T EVEN DANGLE MY FEET IN THE WATER.

Can't a man get some peace and quiet?

As future conqueror of the world, there are always people wanting to get in touch with me. I am always busy, busy, busy. I rue the day I asked for a cell phone.

One of the reasons I went to Vermont was to just get away from it all. I figured they don't build cell phone towers out of granola and Ben and Jerry's so I would have nothing to worry about up there. I was wrong. I couldn't even get through a nice dinner in a restaurant without getting bothered on my cell phone.



So when we got home I turned my phone off and went to sleep. It was quite nice to be in my own bed again.


Then people started bugging me on az anyam's cell phone. Being a future world conqueror stinks sometimes.