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You can keep Junya Watanabe and Margiela. If you want true revolutionary fashion, you talk to me. These other people are so caught up in the historical definitions of clothing.

In the new post-post-modern world of chic garb, I will be king. Just like with the rest of the world. And in my kingdom, food will be the new chartreuse. I've been experimenting for the last few months. Most of you saw the masterpieces - Mate and Cousins in Cookie Monster. That blue looked pretty good, but I think I am more of a spaghetti sauce skin tone.

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