Can't a man get some peace and quiet?

As future conqueror of the world, there are always people wanting to get in touch with me. I am always busy, busy, busy. I rue the day I asked for a cell phone.

One of the reasons I went to Vermont was to just get away from it all. I figured they don't build cell phone towers out of granola and Ben and Jerry's so I would have nothing to worry about up there. I was wrong. I couldn't even get through a nice dinner in a restaurant without getting bothered on my cell phone.



So when we got home I turned my phone off and went to sleep. It was quite nice to be in my own bed again.


Then people started bugging me on az anyam's cell phone. Being a future world conqueror stinks sometimes.