I received this t-shirt from Papa for Christmas. For those of you who don't habla 'magyar,' it means "Yes, mother."
To anyone who might possibly be getting married this weekend, this is an important phrase that you must learn. The sooner, the happier everyone will be. You might be right, but is it worth it to be unhappy and right? Or is it better to be happy and wrong?
The other option is to get your way by just looking cute and having people fawn all over you. Of course, should that fail, I find screaming and throwing a fit to also be an effective means to happiness. The cuteness/hysterical child contrast is too much for people to bear. Manipulation is your friend.
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