Me, in my own words

Frequently I will have az apam take dictation for me.

I'm a busy man trying to figure out how to take over the world. While my communications to you, my minions, are important, it's not always important enough for me to deal with directly. So I make it a team effort (that's code for me giving it to az apam to do - makes him feel better than if I were to say, "Do this.").

But today I had something to tell you myself, so here I go:

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