I'm not allowed to cook, but I can make some mean music

I'm not allowed play on the range or get into the oven, but that doesn't stop me from practicing.


I'm thinking of someday having my own cooking show.

http://picasaweb.google.com/MatthewStrada/Export/photo#5081067794885113570

I will be the dancing chef. Making music while I cook. Tapping tunes and stirring my bum while stirring the sauce.