I know people love to look at me, but come on....

I'll admit that I'm a bit of a Rousseau-ian naturalist. I think naked is beautiful and there is nothing to be ashamed of in my body. Besides, I've been working out and must say my body is showing it. My body is a finely tuned piece of art. Maybe a Rueben, but still a piece of art.

That said, some privacy at some points during the day would be appreciated. Here is the crowd gathered around my last bath:

Here is the crowd gathered around me just after a recent diaper change:

If this much interest remains in my soiled nappies, I may start charging admission. We could add some bleachers. I may be modest, but I also have my price.