Parents just don't understand

My folks and I have had a running dispute the last few nights. They are so old-fashioned and just plain old that they can't see things my way. They want me to sleep and I don't.

They don't get me. I'm a party manimal. I just want to sleep all day and party every night. I was born to do two things: drink milk and scream my head off during the night. I was done with the milk....

Let me illustrate graphically. They want me to do this:

I didn't want to, so I did this: