I love Broccoli

Yes, I know it's hard to believe. And I love James Bond and that Broccoli too, but I am referring to the green stuff with the weird, freaky texture.

I am currently protesting any food with a funny texture. You may get it into my mouth, but I have a tongue and I know how to use it. That stringy piece of meat or that clumpy piece of blendered fruit is coming right back out. Except for green, stringy vegetables from the cabbage family. Some may say that broccoli is one of the deadliest plants, and it warns people with its bad taste. I say, no! your high vitamin C and soluble fiber content are signs of your true love for humanity.