Just like the Order of the Phoenix had the help of the Centuars and Crocodile Dundee had his Outback full of animals, I plan on using the beasts when I take over the world. Learning magyar and English is not enough, I've been working on picking up the animal languages as well. Between regular trips to the zoo and extra oktatas from az apam and az anyam, I'm a regular Dr. Doolittle.

"Mate," you are saying, "How can cows help you take over the world? Sure, they're tasty and you can make great glue out of them, but taking over the world?" Two words -
cows with guns.
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