Family of hippies

My parents have been living in a blue state for far too long. Look at the way they've been dressing. Just the other day, az apam let me into a deep, dark secret - in 2006 he voted for a senator with an American Civil Liberties Union rating of 83. What is this world coming to?

Az anyam has always had that Canadian influence, but look at her shirt - it screams granola.


At least az anyam and az apam aren't hanging out with the seedy New York elements like Mama and Papa did during their visit.

Next thing you know az apam is going to start wearing Birkenstocks.