How to take over the world in two easy steps

Reading my previous posts, many of you are saying to yourselves, "Selves, this kid can't be serious. I mean, really. Does he really think he can take over the world? Does he even have a plan?" The answers to those questions are Yes and Yes.

It all comes down to breaking the will of the people. Using skills developed by the US Government at Guantanamo Bay and by NASA scientists, I have been practicing on my parents.
It is really just a simple three step process.

1. Lull them into a sense of security and placidity:

2. Using a rage and a fury unbeknownst to most mere mortals, unleash a torrent of screaming and tears not unlike a crazed valkyrie on her way to Valhalla.

3. Repeat every 2-3 hours.