I've given up on that sleep thing. Tried it for two nights. Now I just lie in bed and plan and scheme (and scream).
I like to think out loud. I do my best thinking alone in my room. I like to just lie in my bed and talk through my plans to take over the world. Yesterday afternoon I was talking a nap and John Ashcroft (my father) secretly filmed me and overheard my supersecret plans:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4911969117126151716&hl=en
I decided I had two options to get back at him for this:
1. Sue him for divorce and find a judge on the ninth circuit to throw him into Guantanamo.
2. Bite his head.
It wasn't a tough choice.
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