So that is what uncles are good for.

A common Halloween game is to put a common food in a bin in a dark room and call it something gross or scary. For example, one might place head cheese in a bucket and call it human brains. Or one might place a wet noodle in a debate and call it John Kerry.

Saturday, by chance I happened to grab my uncle Peti Bacsi's hair (insert joke here about not being able to grab my dad's hair). It was freaky. His hair was like spaghetti with gelatin but it was also like earthworms in butter but it was also like hay (I love hay) in mud.



Yeah, it was weird.

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