If I were to ever live in Parma

From what az apam has explained to me three things are certain in life:

1. Death
2. Taxes
3. At some point in my life I will be forced to wear rented shoes and roll a twelve pound reactive resin house ball 60 feet down a wooden lane in order to knock over ten 3lb 6oz hard maple pins.

Fortunately, Heather Neni got me a cool home bowling set. It's kind of like real bowling, but the pins are animals and make great projectiles.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7904623390759041131&hl=en

I still haven't figured out the details of the game, but I have learned the important thing - winning.