I am a man of refined taste

I really enjoy reading. Very often it takes the form of my parents reading me stories about serious topics like wishing all the inanimate objects in my room goodnight or getting Balazska to sleep. I do enjoy fluffy reading as well at times.

So I was reading a US News and World Report, when I finally saw a magazine worthy of my intellect and gravitas. It was like love at first sight. I dove right in and ate it up.

Well, I tore out some pages and tried eating them up, but az anyam took them out of my hands before I could get a good bite.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5536985028851988957&hl=en