It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

I weathered the storm of the last few days the best way possible - practically naked and inside my house. After all, it was my first snow storm. If you think about it, I've enjoyed many of my firsts practically or totally naked and inside - my first breaths, my first bath, my first diaper change.

What was different about this first is that az apam spent my first storm almost naked and inside my house, too. This bemused our terrorist neighbors.