Tas Bacsi and Miklos Bacsi better watch out

Case Western Reserve University has been known for its academic rigor, not its athletic talent. That all changed a few years ago when a pair of cousins attended CWRU and played some football. It is now known for neither its athletics nor its academics.

Should I choose to attend az apam's alma mater, I could be the one to change all that. Here's a picture of me from Sunday. I'm going to patent this move. I call it my Rice-a-Roni, not to be confused with my Shake-and-Bake. The Rice-a-Roni has a little more kick and a lot more spice than the Shake-and-Bake. 16.5 years from now that move will pay the estimated $3,141,592 in annual tuition to attend any institute of higher learning.