Friday, September 14, 2007

You should have seen the other guy

I have gotten a bit beaten up and bruised up lately. I had a whole story cooked up about al-qaeda ninjas supported by the trilateral commission who learned of my plans for taking over the world and so they came after me, but I decided I'd tell the truth. I could never post a tall tale.


I still don't have the walking thing mastered. Especially when I'm tired, I fall. A lot. The bruise on my cheek is from a dive I took into a kitchen chair. My legs look like I played soccer without shin-pads. I'm considering going back to crawling.

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