Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?

I knew I was a good-looking kid, but I put on my golf shirt, turned up the collar and looked in the mirror. Man! I am cute. It hurts me to be this fetching:

I'm probably going to hit the tanning booth this afternoon. I'm getting ready for either the Sunburst Beauty or the Universal Royalty pageant. I'll go after whichever has the bigger tiara.

http://www.universalroyalty.com/

http://www.sunburstbeauty.com/

Just, please, please, please, don't hate me because I'm beautiful.