Monday, June 26, 2006

Hello, I love you.

Hi. I am a Single, White Male seeking a Single, White Female. Though I am flexible on the White part of that, I am definitely not flexible on the Single or Female parts. Today I’m celebrating my two week birthday and am looking for somebody about the same age with whom I can broaden my horizons. I currently enjoy sleeping, eating and pooping, but am looking to branch out and try new things. For example, yesterday I almost went for a walk, but then it started raining.


If you are a single female between the ages of 1-3 weeks and are interested in discovering this brave, new world give me a call.

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