When training new parents, it is critical to not show mercy. You first must break their spirits. That is what I learned from my Sensei at the Cobra Kai Dojo.
He also said, "Strike Hard. Strike First. No Mercy." I'm starting off with giving my folks a regimen of sleep in one hour increments. The best way I've found to do this is to scream until they start feeding me. Once they start feeding me, I fall asleep so that I need food again in another hour.
For the next step in their deconstruction I plan on crying non-stop for two to three hours. They'll try feeding me, walking me, maybe even going for a drive. I won't stop. Let's see what they're made of.
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