Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Ignore the personal ad below, use this one

Hi. I am a boring Single, White Male seeking a boring, Single, White Female. Though I am flexible on the White part of that, I am definitely not flexible on the Single or Female parts. I am definitely not flexible on the boring part. You must NOT be interested in broadening your horizons or doing anything interesting. Your primary interests should be eating, sleeping and pooping and must NOT include walks or baths.

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