But pretty soon I'm going to be in the real jungle. The Tahitian jungle. Sipping on a mai-tai through a straw with island girls fanning me with palm fronds. I've hit the big time. It's even better than a lottery ticket.
The Honorable Dr. Igwe John Nebolisa of Nigeria has $30million dollars he has guaranteed to split with me.
He's got a whole bunch of oil revenue he's trying to sneak out of the country, but people he sent to jail are trying to kill him so he needs my help to get the money into a US bank account. He's a judge in the city of Awkuzu in Anambra state so there's no reason not to trust him. Money in the bank.
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