Sitting around the house, watching the sun trace shadows on the wall

I have heard from reliable sources that my French is difficult to read. I apologize profusely, but I have only been studying the language for the last nine days. What also may be leading to confusion is that I am using real French as opposed to Quebecois. As this may have led to difficulty in reading the posting, I have attached a link to a translator:

http://www.freetranslation.com/

Today has been a fairly typical day. I woke up, I pooped, I slept, I cried, I ate, I repeated. I’ve been sitting around shirtless but in a diaper. My dad says that it’s just like when he lived with some guy named Bela.