If I could save time in a bottle

If I could save time in a bottle, it wouldn't be the time I'm wasting right now sitting in a car seat on the floor in the hospital. This is Stamford Hospital's idea of a test:



I'm actually leaving today. I'm currently blogging from my car seat. They want me to sit in this seat for an hour as they monitor my vital signs. I guess it's a standard test given to American children to make sure they are ready for a life of living on the couch watching TV and playing video games.